Category Archives: SMRT/SBS TRANSIT

AssBeeAss: LRT did not break down, train track ‘tour’ conducted on 1st day of CNY

For urgent release: CEO, AssBeeAss Dear commuters According to media reports, our Sengkang LRT broke down inauspiciously on the first day of CNY.  This in incorrect. We would like to clarify that our trains do not break down as often as SMRT’s.  … Continue reading

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SMRT will not sack incompetent leaders, only replace comms chief with former stat board director

On 18 Jan, it was already reported in PAP-controlled media that Patrick Nathan, SMRT chief spokesman, had quit. It is not known why SMRT has to double confirm the departure of Patrick Nathan 11 days later.  (SMRT confirms departure of corporate communications VP … Continue reading

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More cosmetic changes at SMRT won’t resolve engineering issues

SMRT has decided to introduce more cosmetic changes in the mistaken belief that this will resolve chronic engineering issues. AssT SMRT will soon replace its chief spokesman Patrick Nathan who has been reported to have given notice, but possibly fired. Prior to … Continue reading

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How PAP transformed SMRT into pow chiak company for Temasek, CEO to be obscenely rewarded

Propaganda: Privatisation of SMRT is to improve service. Reality: Transform SMRT into 101% profitable company for Temasek. It’s fairly simple to understand this.  SMRT earns fare- (about to lose money) and non-fare (pow chiak) income. With the introduction of New … Continue reading

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LTA: Million-dollar ministers, civil servants give up on broken public transportation system

No thanks to high-level incompetence, our public transportation system (PTS) will now require a miracle to function normally. Forget about PAP-approved religious leaders gathering to bless our system; tried and tested by Khaw and company, it has only got worse. The root … Continue reading

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