Category Archives: HUMOUR

Fake news: MRT operator confirms Pubic Transport Council fake reasons to hike fare

For immediate release: Pubic Transport Council (PTC) fake reasons for impending fare hike From: CEO, AssMRT Dear commuters Please accept my apology for all the epic screw ups and the failure of my company to identify the root cause. 😦 … Continue reading

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20160720 AssMRT issues press release on new ‘waterfall’ feature in rectified train

Dear commuters Thank you for your compliments on our latest waterfall feature installed by our Chinese manufacturer. Our Chinese partner had understood you were all fuming at our increasing major disruptions as well as the hairline cracks found on 26 … Continue reading

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20160708 Is robbing a foreign talent now?

It’s difficult to keep track of what PAP considers foreign talents. It appears robbing is now one of them. Ang moh foreign talent robbed Standchart bank of $30,000 on 7 July CNA Besides robbing, cheating is probably another foreign talent … Continue reading

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20160511 Turning failures into success with our pay and pay model

Press to release Pee M Oh Sinkapore 11 May 2016 The coverment would like to share the secret of our success with citizens and other covernments around the world: money talks. Our pariahment has given the green light to put … Continue reading

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20160425 Lelong, lelong … 1-year Indian MBA degree advertised on SPH portal only $230!

Ah Kow: Bro, got some good news. No need to listen to PAP productivity bullshit because we can double our pay. Ahmad: Kow, you sure or not. Better don’t do anything illegal OK. Kow: Trust me just one time – … Continue reading

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