Category Archives: HUMOUR

Two pics which tell us lots about 6 ‘O’ Levels distinction Mah Bow Tan

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New MPA CEO with KOSONG relevant experience wants to change perception of maritime sector?

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Hyflux should consider approaching Tom Cruise to sell Tuaspring

Hyflux has been planning to sell Tuaspring at its book value of $1.3 billion since February last year. Obviously no investors are stupid enough to buy Tuaspring at Hyflux’s price: Tuaspring has been losing money since 2013. 5 months ago, … Continue reading

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PM Lee’s handshake a cause for concern ;)

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PM Lee should resign, does not have “that iron in him”

At an outdoor rally in 1980, Lee Kuan Yew said: 36 years later, PM Lee Hsien Loong fainted at an indoor rally in air-conditioned comfort. Original image @ theguardian

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PAP: State resources should not unfairly benefit civil servants, market rate charges to be imposed

For immediate release Please Apologise Party Dear Sinkaporeans As you all should have known by now – after we have increased numerous charges – covernment is facing a severe shortage of funds. But this has nothing to do with paying ourselves … Continue reading

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Government should embark on renaming exercise to honour our leaders

I refer to ST Forum letter by Gopinath Menon, “Rename roads to honour Singapore’s leaders”. The PAP government should seriously consider the suggestion by Adjunk Ass Professor and former Colombo Plan scholar Menon.  The former Malaysian is also a former LTA planner … Continue reading

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CPF fake news: CPF can be transferred to unborn grandchildren

For immediate release CPeeF Board would like to advise the public to be more discerning with regard to rumours on new CPF schemes to retain more CPF monies. CPF Board is presently not hard up for more funds because of the … Continue reading

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MOT Minister Khaw should be the next PM of Singapore

During PM Lee’s Japan vacation from 19 Dec to 31, MOT Minister Khaw will be Acting PM till Christmas. Today For Khaw to be appointed Acting PM – even for one day – he must have been rated highly by PM Lee.  Why bother to have 2 … Continue reading

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PA seeks input on Ho Ching’s wardrobe overhaul

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ho Ching’s belated wardrobe overhaul The Puppet Association (PA) has received numerous feedback on how shabbily Ho Ching has dressed, especially when accompanying PM Lee on official visits overseas. All too often, Ho Ching had been mistaken … Continue reading

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