Category Archives: HUMOUR

PA seeks input on Ho Ching’s wardrobe overhaul

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Ho Ching’s belated wardrobe overhaul The Puppet Association (PA) has received numerous feedback on how shabbily Ho Ching has dressed, especially when accompanying PM Lee on official visits overseas. All too often, Ho Ching had been mistaken … Continue reading

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From LKY’s garden city to PM Lee’s fountain city?

In 1967, LKY had a vision: transform Singapore into a garden city. After his death, LKY’s son PM Lee has an even bigger vision: transform Singapore into a fountain city. Fountains will be everywhere soon and we need not go … Continue reading

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Where is our Swiss standard of living, Lau Goh?

Dear MP Goh I am an ordinary citizen who started working in the 1980s. As the former PM, I recall you had promised Singaporeans a ‘Swiss-standard’ of living but unfortunately have not delivered. It appears that a lot of what … Continue reading

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Fake news: MRT operator confirms Pubic Transport Council fake reasons to hike fare

For immediate release: Pubic Transport Council (PTC) fake reasons for impending fare hike From: CEO, AssMRT Dear commuters Please accept my apology for all the epic screw ups and the failure of my company to identify the root cause. 😦 … Continue reading

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20160720 AssMRT issues press release on new ‘waterfall’ feature in rectified train

Dear commuters Thank you for your compliments on our latest waterfall feature installed by our Chinese manufacturer. Our Chinese partner had understood you were all fuming at our increasing major disruptions as well as the hairline cracks found on 26 … Continue reading

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